Before anyone comes for me in the comments, yes, these are my opinions. No, I will not be changing them. I have been thinking about this for thirty years and I am very confident in my assessments. Proceed at your own risk.
The Classics
- Butterfinger
- Twix
- Milky Way
- Peanut M&Ms
- Snickers
- Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
- Kit Kat
- 3 Musketeers
- M&Ms
- Starburst
- Skittles
The Nostalgic Ones
- Tootsie Rolls
- Laffy Taffy
- Airheads
- SweeTarts
- Smarties
- Runts
- Pixie Stix
- Nerds
- Fun Dip
- Candy Corn
- Tootsie Pops
- Warheads
- Ring Pops
- Pop Rocks
- Gobstoppers
- Bottle Caps
The Controversial Ones
- Mary Janes
- Bit-O-Honey
- Circus Peanuts
- Candy Cigarettes
- Good & Plenty
- Wax Lips
The Absolute Worst
I’m not ranking these – they’re all a zero. Ew. Ew. Ew.
- Raisins
- Pennies
- Apples
- Toothbrushes
- Dum Dums
- Those weird peanut butter taffy things in the black and orange wrappers
Tell me where I’m wrong in the comments!